Samchaana Kya bolaaa...???

Just heard an uncorroborated news that, yesterday someone overheard a man standing near Bombay high court, making a telephone call to someone else..........
" Abbey aasmani kabuthar.............. kaiko panga lene ka ree....."
"Who are you....?"
" Jyada mach mach nahi karne kaa...kyaa?? Apunko Jyaada English Finglish faadne ko nahi hota...."
" What you want..?"
"Baduve......, keede mat karne ka..samche.....Budappe mein chaava lag ra re thuuu......hmmmm."
"Chal Apun tereko bolthu......Jyaada load nahi lene kaa..kyaaaaaaa?? Locha hojayega reeeee akka mumbai mai.......
Pirablam hai ree babaaaaa......
Samchanaa kya bola..??
Sultaana re babaaaa.....kaiko lafda??? Karcha paani hoyega tera.......Sab kaam suumdi me hona mangtha .... ..........Chal re...Kat le........"
The rest is history......