Subramaniyam swamy almost got married again but somebody intervened and left a poor man feeling robbed of his last chance of saving himself...........!
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
Saturday, May 16, 2015
New cooling glass and meeting with the Prime minister
I have bought a new cooling glass..a really nice one. Can someone please help arrange a meeting with the Prime minister...????
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
PLEASE DON'T BLAME THE JUDICIARY
Please don't blame the judiciary as they are overburdened and understaffed, trying to catch up with the new cyber-age crime and fraud techniques, don't blame the poor arithmetic teachers who still believe that the word "One Lakh Crore" is a printing mistake even after the 2G spectrum culprits were arrested and sent to jail, don't blame the calculator as nowadays the scam figures are longer than the maximum number of digits that a calculator can display, don't blame the news channels in which our own brothers and sisters are working overtime in search of that magic word "BREAKING NEWS", which would fetch a few advertisements for their own survival and last but not least, don't blame the common people of India who strive hard to find something important to contribute to the country when they are not taking rest during office hours.... If you want to really blame someone, blame that idiot, deceitful snake who has magnanimously decided to offer a juicy apple absolutely free of cost to Adam and Eve and they with out any thought, grabbed it and shoved it into their mouths.....Is that the first bribery act committed in the history of mankind...???
The first bribery act committed in the history of mankind |
Monday, May 11, 2015
Sunday, May 10, 2015
MOTHER is a word that doesn't need any pronouns added to it.
MOTHER is a word that doesn't need any pronouns added to it. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY....
Saturday, May 9, 2015
Friday, May 8, 2015
Samchaana Kya bolaaa...???
Just heard an uncorroborated news that, yesterday someone overheard a
man standing near Bombay high court, making a telephone call to someone
else..........
" Abbey aasmani kabuthar.............. kaiko panga lene ka ree....."
"Who are you....?"
" Jyada mach mach nahi karne kaa...kyaa?? Apunko Jyaada English Finglish faadne ko nahi hota...."
" What you want..?"
"Baduve......, keede mat karne ka..samche.....Budappe mein chaava lag ra re thuuu......hmmmm."
"Chal Apun tereko bolthu......Jyaada load nahi lene kaa..kyaaaaaaa?? Locha hojayega reeeee akka mumbai mai.......
Pirablam hai ree babaaaaa......
Samchanaa kya bola..??
Sultaana re babaaaa.....kaiko lafda??? Karcha paani hoyega tera.......Sab kaam suumdi me hona mangtha .... ..........Chal re...Kat le........"
The rest is history......
" Abbey aasmani kabuthar.............. kaiko panga lene ka ree....."
"Who are you....?"
" Jyada mach mach nahi karne kaa...kyaa?? Apunko Jyaada English Finglish faadne ko nahi hota...."
" What you want..?"
"Baduve......, keede mat karne ka..samche.....Budappe mein chaava lag ra re thuuu......hmmmm."
"Chal Apun tereko bolthu......Jyaada load nahi lene kaa..kyaaaaaaa?? Locha hojayega reeeee akka mumbai mai.......
Pirablam hai ree babaaaaa......
Samchanaa kya bola..??
Sultaana re babaaaa.....kaiko lafda??? Karcha paani hoyega tera.......Sab kaam suumdi me hona mangtha .... ..........Chal re...Kat le........"
The rest is history......
Dogs and Humans
While dishonoring others who are sleeping on footpaths, these so called "humans" , who got caught up in momentary successes, often forget that one day they too will be sleeping at a place much muddier and dirtier than those paved footpaths.....
Thursday, May 7, 2015
The Dogs and The Humans
The day the dogs stop watching movies and music of "humans" is the day humans will become dogs and the dogs, the humans......
THE DAY THE DOGS STOP WATCHING MOVIES AND MUSIC OF HUMANS IS THE DAY HUMANS WILL BECOME DOGS AND DOGS , THE HUMANS.....
THE DAY THE DOGS STOP WATCHING MOVIES AND MUSIC OF HUMANS IS THE DAY HUMANS WILL BECOME DOGS AND DOGS , THE HUMANS.....
Tuesday, May 5, 2015
A Sher On SSLC Result in Kerala
A Sher On SSLC Result in Kerala
Dil kehta hai hakkikat nahi sapna hai ye..
Phir mere hath me ye certificate kyo hai?
Kabhi hum school ka mooh nahi dekha
'Rabb' ki dua nahi tho ye kya hai....!
P.S:- Sri Abdu Rabb , by the way is our education minister....
Dil kehta hai hakkikat nahi sapna hai ye..
Phir mere hath me ye certificate kyo hai?
Kabhi hum school ka mooh nahi dekha
'Rabb' ki dua nahi tho ye kya hai....!
P.S:- Sri Abdu Rabb , by the way is our education minister....
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